Tuesday, June 07, 2005

I Think I'm Turning Japanese (I Really Think SO)

Greetings,

I've just come back from Japan where I was involved with the Duneden society (an old supervillain society) for the purpose of villain unity. Anyway I decided to join No-Name (an obnoxious propably demented Japanese villain) in a bid to show good faith. We fought Mecha Zwei Team 8; amulticolored group of kids with colored hair and big assed eyes. You know what I will never take my black ass back to Japan if I got to deal with that type of shit!! You wanna Know what happen? First No-Name, who is a black blob with a white mask, stayed gigling and makin the oddest damn noises. And honestly he kept looking at me funny. Secondly MZT8 was the most ineffectual and unproffesional bunch of shites I've ever seen. All the members looked liked they were 15 and I swear those girls boobs were fake unless they been on similac. They telegraphed every move shouting Mega Hand Blast!! or some other type of mess. You know there were moments when I honestly wanted to blow them both away. but I let the battle go on I even let them get up in the air with their robot formation before I started picking them off one by one. I try to kepp this professional but Ihave never enjoyed ripping into mahinery and human anatomy as I did that day. Mind you I did turn off my dubber so I could hear them suffer in the original Japanese.

Oh but there was some good parts; I got to have premier armorer Hatori Hanzo rework my armor adding in the new technology.

In Other News

The new Batman movie is soon coming out; so the Free Arkham society will be having a sit in

Apache Chief was recently arrested for drunken diorderly conduct in Seatle. Supposedly his wife left him so he drowned his sorrow in homemade brew grew a few feet and tried to walk home; damge has been estimated at about 19 million.

Additionally, Dr. Augustus Q. Fro is currently in civil court being sued over the mooniker Quantum Fro; more details later

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

War IS OVER

At last the alien menace has left and we here at the MBC have new toys. While I was amongst the forces of earth defending this planet i had a chance to set up business so I could get on with my life. I now have a copy of the UNIT's criminal database (I erased my file and will do so for anyone for the right price). I kicked Big Man while he was down. I almost had to fight the Druid and I stole the schematics to the Ultimate Death Ray (a Death Star knockoff). So now I am taking a little time off. Gone to do some laundry the yard. So until next time Peace.