diary of a mad blacksupervillain

In Praise of Giant Robot

2008-02-13T18:15:00.000-08:00

I recently saw the movie Cloverfield which I enjoyed, but it left me empty. I thought it needed something, something more than a steady cam, it needed a GIANT ROBOT. I mean one of the early rumors was that this monster movie was a big budget take on Voltron or GoLion to you from Japan. I mean its time; time we the viewing public see some giant robot action. I mean my God! how long must we endure celluloid scenarios were we the people only have conventional weapons to use against giant beasts with the destructive powers of nukes. We needs a change! We need an Ultraman or related family, Voltron, or Tranzor Z. We need brave men and women seen jumping into expensive, excessive weapons of mass destructions whopping the tar out of some CGI monstrosity and we need it now.

However, there are some caveats:

No teenage robot pilots [if you realized the number of fatalities from underage Mecha piloting you would throw out your anime collection]

No emo pilots [they freeze in battle or they go bezerk]

Robot must have a cool name and design [These are Super Robots not realistic forms of robotics]

and above all else it must be BAD ASS

ps this is an image by cheeks-74 on Deviant Art

"She was Perfect Except for the whole Cyclops Thing

2008-01-21T20:26:00.000-08:00

This comes from a conversation with my MSea and reading up on the book Love and Sex with Robots by David Levy.

Under what conditions should you not have Sex? I mean What type of guy/girl/appliance should not be making the goo goo gag gah's at. So for any of you in these situations and for our descendants some sage advice.

Robots, Androids, and anything that Needs Charging; it'll be okay for awhile I mean it is a sex robot that either looks human or robotic. But it's stronger than you; you're constantly in the hospital; and its jealous rages have crippled your relationships with friend's and family. Also, it keeps talking about taking over the world and during sex it calls you "fleshy ones"

Zombies; their definition of "brains" and yours are two different things plus their needy

Aliens: it only worked for Capt. Kirk; all you're getting out it is possibly an alien probe or worse a sex tape with ET.

People from the Future; one you're robbing from the cradle stop it; two in most of these situations you're related or its a robot and it will kill you

Mal-adjusted people with Powers; it will not end well see Carrie; also don't try to have sex in the air you'll fall.

The weird girl who looks like an alien; she is one and if she just wants to impregnate you

Anybody on Torchwood; because you just know they caught something from that last Alien orgy

Living Puppets; not anatomically correct

People Who want to Take Over the World; they maybe jet setters and fantastic lovers but I tell you now, you will be arrested for associating with enemies of the state and tax evasion.

Super Villains; see above and add that some of them like to have dress up in their arch enemies clothing and make long speeches that end in crying (at least that is what QFro said someone told him about a certain bald villain).

Emo's; you will either have a Crying Game moment or for the ladies; smack him and tell him to Man da fuck up

Green Chicks; they have all slept with William Shatner or they are his children

Super Heroines; this includes dem female Green Lanterns; they all fine till you come back to the house late drunk with some woman's number in yo Blackberry..... sorry about that. also avoid messing with any married ones.

Vampires; cause I don't care what Anne Rice or Laura K Hamilton says; trying to take a sip while somebody's sleeping ain't cool

Mecha Pilots; underage always' always

@$%! or What really happened during the 51 Infinite Final Countown to Civil War

2008-01-05T17:30:00.000-08:00

from the Journal of Augustus Q. Fro:

Switzerland (DC Universe Earth A)

Bullshit

It was all complete and utter bullshit; and a little of it but all of it

The Registration Act

The socalled "Civil War"

The Deaths and "Deaths"

51

Countdown

Final Countdown

Anything with the words Crisis

It was pointless, insulting to my intelligence, and it was a year I will never get back
But it gave me something to do.

I should back track; there were ten of us a quasi-conspiracy; contractors really from across multiple realities. Our purpose was to rob two realities codenamed DC and Marvel. In order to do this in relative safety we needed to sow destruction (essentially kick up a lot of shit walk in take stuff and walk out).

Emil aka the Beauracracy put together; Emil is just the name i gave him he actually goes by some sort of file number which is so ridiculously long that I just called him Emil which is what he looks like. Me and the wife were called in; me to safe breach the dimensional shielding; she to carry out recon and some wetwork. there was the Old crow a sorceress, Teknet the living computer, leMasque the face man, and Chuck our link to the super villain subordinate crowd (ex-AIM henchman disgruntled).

It was two take three weeks planning and 64 hrs of actual work ; why the hell it took a whole year and counting is beyond fucking me.

Now I'm familiar with both places as you have read in previous posts; there quaint places but shit I don't want to be here anymore.

But it all began with one man Maxwell Lord

End of Log

Coming Soon

2007-11-07T12:57:00.000-08:00

Heh!

This is to let anybody running past this site that Dr. Augustus Fro will be back soon; also we will be adding entries on comic related material as well as an Afro-centric slant on the superhero business

so watch this page

Notification

2006-12-08T13:36:00.000-08:00

From the writer of this blog:

WE ARE STILL HERE

These Are the People in my Neighborhood, Oh in My....

2006-07-23T18:16:00.000-07:00

Salutations,

I want to thank all of you for youe e-mails and I thank you deeply. I must take this aside to note that my previous home Earth D (technical term Multiverse 6578R), is 75% intact (give or take a pole, maybe a hemisphere). The majority of the major heroes were wipped out (except for the second-stringers them bastards CANNOT BE KILLED!!!) Anyway the decision to move to E8 was simple; it was of equal mass and density with the right string frequency to allow a quick move. Also we had a switcher (copy to switch with). My copy same name Frost and was a hero (my wife's was a part of a rescue organization and had powers). So we kind of force switched them to our old 'verse; suprised to say that actually saved them. Anyway this world has a collection of heroes (and in fair distribution across geography and population). I live in fair Hub City aka Memphis, TN. It was once the home to the Question, but he went to DC; it is now the home to the Black Lantern (a semi-mystic green lantern type joined up with a god). Place is filled with corrupt politcians, scum, and the like. It also has a record number of Pyramids, obalesks, and egytian architecture (this stems from an atempted takeover from the god Set). The amount of dust kicked up during that fight allowed me to find a nice sized space for a lab (pics later). Also the quality of badguy helpers is superb; must take time to commend my subordinates they are both thoroughly competent and are joy to work with. My wife maintains her base at her studio (no need to repeat mistakes; married villains can't share secret bases they can't). As always We Just Got To Tahe Over!

2006-07-23T17:47:00.000-07:00

Hello, While looking through the books I found an old pic of me so hear you go the 70's QuantumFro

On The Ground Running

2006-07-18T21:26:00.000-07:00

New Earth

New Heroes

Same old Fro

It's been an interesting few weeks here on Earth8. The kids are having a hard time with the move; they give me dirty ass looks everytime I walk past their rooms. I mean I know moommy and daddy blew away every friend they ever knew, but the same boggers are here on this earth and if they absolutly must, there is a half of the old planet left (which I must applaud the genius of that earth's scientists because what I did to the remaining heroes; well...I did what only a proper villain can.)

My wife and I are settling down as well. We still go to marriage counselor; we're working on our trust issues. She has opened up a new art gallery in the downtown area and I just started work with this earth's super-secret black program as a consultant. The town's nice, unlike last time the capes don't all hang around the biggest city so we have a small hurdle. I'm helping out with my wife getting back in the game. So I am working on her new uniform. Work has also started on my new agenda for world domination.

More later.

Fro, Where You Been?

2006-07-18T20:54:00.000-07:00

May
June
July, What have I, where have I been? Setting things in motion. Putting my life in order. For the world is about to end. What? the world to end? Armageddon? Jesus the reunion tour? Yes it is the end of the world, mine not yours. I have regrets but none I will save with you. I wish I had kept my damn mouth shut about every chick I slept with. I regret tagging the Batmobile and that time me Lex Luthor, Magneto, and Bizarro tag teamed lois lane in the Fortress of Solitude that was petty. So in my need for repentence, I have decided to blow this bitch SKY HIGH!

So I've been busy moving stuff, finding new schools for the kids. The wife and I still haven't finalized our new covers. (And before you bitch about the ethicality of all this now animals were severely harmed during the destruction of the earth and I have moved all family and friends to said new earth) But shhh, don't tell anybody I want it to be a surprise.

The Inevitable return of a Brooke Ass Supervillain

2006-03-23T17:00:00.000-08:00

To my dear former future subservanti,

All has not been well; my wife has taken everything from me; my lair, my minions, my first five secret accounts. And most of all she took away her precious pojang (I admit it I love my wife). But I'm not whipt. So I've been forced to do things that are Beneath me; using crude artifacts to subdue my enemies, having to personally involve myself in crimes, and worst steal a super advanced aliean/human labtop fro the Kid Genius and he is only 8. GOD! why have I been so cheapenend, so bruised, so abandoned. I even tried to take over Canada but my heart wasn't in it so I left. Until Later

Dr. Augustus Q Fro

I'm still Here Dammit!

2005-12-31T21:39:00.000-08:00

I'm still here; still MAD, still Black, and still a SUPERVILLAIN

at least till my wife's lawyer's get me

Happy New Year Bitches (including you to Seaberry!!)

From The Desk

2005-11-06T19:28:00.000-08:00

Greetings

Many of you maybe wondering about when I was going to tell you about how my portrayal of Commander Valiant has been going and to answer it is going spendidly. I believe I'm relaxing his character a bit; he now has an additction to npr, ho ho's, and routinely cheats on his Boy commando (didn't know that didi you). I had him start a fight with Captain America (which while he is both 85 and retired) he still has the strength and muscle power when he first started so it wasn't fun. Don't worry I had a quick body switch with the good Commander. I also had him get caught sleeping with little May Parker aka Spider-Girl (you never want to see old Peter get crunk never) There is also those little bugs he left in the Avengers' computer sytem. I should explain how I took over but it is too complicated for your infantile minds (much like a certain Fed County reject). I also want to take this time to anouce my seperation from my wife Indira aka Shiva I still love her and respect her but she feels that my affair (which I must state happen years before I met Indi) is too much. You know even super-villains need love; even we need someone to cuddle us and tell that we will one day rule the world or at least Scandinavia.

I want all of you to know that I will discuss why I had a missing period and why Dr. Victor vonDoom is both a little sniveling bitch with no redeeming values, a cross dresser, but he is also an incompetent scientist.

I recieved a number of letters from perspective villains asking what are the characteristics for a proper super-villain; so I wikkied the query and here are some facts from wikipedia

A desire to commit spectacular crimes and/or rule the world through whatever means necessary
A generally irritable and spiteful disposition
A sadistic nature and tendency to revel in their sociopathic behavior
A brilliant scientific mind that he or she chooses to use for evil (see also mad scientist and evil genius).
A tendency to speak in proper English with an extremely controlled, formal manner to demonstrate their intellect and superiority (a trait parodied by Family Guy's Stewie).
Superhuman abilities or some special skill, similar to those of superheroes
An enemy or group of enemies that he or she repeatedly fights
A desire for revenge against said enemies. The method of their revenge often goes beyond simply killing them to making them suffer before death such as using deathtraps. This tendency to prolong their enemies' deaths is often an instrumental part of why the supervillain fails to kill their foes.
A dark and threatening-looking headquarters or lair, the location of which is usually kept secret from police, superheroes and the general public. However, some supervillains, who feel secure from prosecution for their crimes live and work in palatial buildings. Examples include Doctor Doom's castles in his country of Latveria and Lex Luthor's LexCorp office buildings.
A theme by which he or she plots his crimes. For example, Two-Face plots his crimes around the concept of duality and Mysterio plots his around movie special effects.
Although super villain “team-ups” occasionally occur and some supervillain teams exist (such as the Legion of Doom and Sinister Six), most supervillains do not collaborate with one another but employ a team of simple-minded and expendable henchmen to assist them.
A strong commitment to their criminal profession to the point where they will quickly resume their activities in their favourite area immediately after escaping prison or recovering from serious injury.
A back story or origin story that explains how the character transformed from an ordinary person into a supervillain. The story usually involves some great tragedy that marked the change. In the case of many supervillains, including Dr. Doom, Magneto and, in some incarnations including the television series Smallville, Lex Luthor, this story involves a one-time friendship with their future foe.
A general contempt for ordinary civilians, lackeys, and basically anyone who gets in their way.

source (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supervillain)

BlogWar 2.0 (this is done for entertainment purposes only; Marcus Seaberry is a friend and his site View From the Middle is a great site check it out at http://mseaview.blogspot.com/ )

Some fact on Marcus Seaberry:
1 is a closet fan of Cat Stevens
2. has a fetish for women who sing like Minnie Ripperton
3. sometimes wears Hello Kitty bodyspray for women
4. due to a breakdancing accident, has a permanent George Jefferson B4 grade limp

* Comming this summer Junior Dictators a group that teaches children responcibility and civility

A Very Special Mad Black Super Villain Episode

2005-11-02T16:52:00.000-08:00

Dear Sirs and Madame,

I've been hearing a lot from the public on my exploits and I have cherished the feedback but some of you have been complaining about the timliness of my entries and dare I say there quality! Now I am not above criticism, far from I'm an approacable villain (now try this with someone like that pussy Doom and he will give you the whole how dare you line aand try to dissenticrate you). However, I must put an end to this for I have been to generous with my time and my plans. Let me begin with that I mean this as no insult but I am a SUPER VILLAIN, note the last word it's important for this means I do not follow the proper rules of society. I create elaborate plans to increase my coffers and control the world. I am not a nice man, I wear and create elaborate armour and devices to meet this purpose. I fight and torture super heroes for pleasure and profit; I turn out your children to do my bidding. I don't give a hot damn if you think my speelling is atrocious or that I don't post enough; I am a busy man; I mean damn how easy do you think it is to maintain a cover and keep my family life together, it ain't easy. And this whole villainy business requires hard work, training, deep planning, and a commitment to evil. Now I am tired of you bitches moaning; I thought we had made a truce; that we let shit slide but no you got to come round and make bullshit comment about my site; now sit thee the fuck down and shut thee the fuck up.

This means you Mr. Seaberry, you and that little decrepded dog too; the Blog war is back ON!!!

A message from Cmdr Valiant

2005-09-26T17:18:00.000-07:00

Salutations!

This is Commander Valiant of the Justice Batallion sending you an e-mail regarding the dasderdly QuantumFro. a few weeks ago he and his fellow miscreants were arrested when they were meeting at Vincinzi's Pizzaria (at the time they claimed they were there for one of the children's birthday party) However it wasn't long before they showed their true colors especialy the good doctor. So to make a long story short. Fro will be serving time at the Lockdown center for the forseeable future and as you've seen we will be liquidating some of his mechandise as well I Cmndr Valiant will take over the duties of writing this site So.....

What Is THAt! Fro you wouldn't NO!!!!

Sorry about that, this is Dr. Augustus Fro once again coming to you. as you probaly just read Commander Valiant and his fellow Battallioniers thought they had me in a maximum security facility but I just blind teleported myself back. As the good commander said we will be having a sale in which you too can enjoy the thrills and experience of supervillainy. this sale also includes computers deathrays and henchmen uniforms (in bulk only) Also since I have him here Valiant will be totured and I will take over his duties. So until next time

Augustus Q. Fro, PhD

2005-09-08T21:26:00.000-07:00

Reserve yours today!!

2005-09-08T21:25:00.000-07:00

Everything must GO!!!

2005-09-08T21:24:00.000-07:00

The MBS Incorporated surplus sale begins monday. Amongst the items on sale are WP AI tank; the backpack killer drone; and an SRS-04 battle wing suit.

off script

2005-09-06T15:01:00.000-07:00

To any readers; this is to apologize for un-updated info put due to the events of the last week I'm postponing further post at least until friday or monday

Peace

PS: I am still active on my othe blog the New Negro Forum

Prelude: In Jail

2005-08-17T22:50:00.000-07:00

I'm in jail can't talk stuck in jail with the Joker (and he is going thru the DT's)

later

Da Fro

2005-08-15T22:03:00.000-07:00

hwnchman#2 on a coffee reak

Why Bother

2005-07-27T17:54:00.000-07:00

You know you spend your time training, eating right, practicing your skills and come up the hard way only to find yourself having to compete with some no-name sumbitch that got in because of some insepid tv show. Last night I was in the midst of fighting The Red Cross in Switzerland (While secretly digitaly removing billions from some of that countries banks) when Susie Sunshine aka Cathy Grant winner BADMEn (a TV show granting powers to its contestants) busts in. Now I have been in similar situations especially in my younger days, but there is way things are done. Anyway to make a long story short I had to aend the Cross into pocket universe and beet Susie till I saw white meat. I need to rest.

PS To Reed Richards keep threating me and I will permanently bond you to Namor and that bitch Doom

Callin Out

2005-07-23T19:08:00.000-07:00

WHo the fuck does this no good muthasucka think he dealing with. I am an educated man; Yes I am cold; manipulative; would throw your momma from a train, snatch your cookies out your mouth for kicks, yes i have built 450 death rays of verying shapes, sizes, colors, and degrees of destruction; I have held nations hostage; totured the shit out bastards; and left rental tapes and civilizations unwound. So how the Hell Am I supposed to feel when a book comes out with the title of the 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America (and Al Franken is #37) and my name and likeness is missing how am I not supposed to be PISSED!!! I, who leveld th UN building in New York twice, who turned the population of Austin, TX into psychic bombs, who let loose the inmates at Arkham asylum loose and on strong psychotropic drugs I might add. HOW IN THE GREEN HELL am I not in this little MFs book. And you know who the Hell is? Al muthafuckin Fraken he calling out little people who only crime is not butt licking George Bush, being a liberal, and voting democratic. But what the hell about me I am a motherfucking Evil GENIUS. SO this is for you Bernard Goldberg; you get to bne put on my short list along with all the other small peons that try to disrespct me. Oh shit I am just tired I have to go and toture something.

PS I haven't forgotten about you Justin oer you Horrace Mulgillicuty

Confessions part 2

2005-07-23T19:00:00.000-07:00

Greetings and salutations;

Let me first say that I am trully sorry to my wife and children for the hurt that I've caused over my affair with Mrs Susan Richards, my night with Batgirl, Oracle, Black Canary, Donna Troy, Starfire, the entire female members of the X-men, Ms Marvel, that drunken night with the Engineer and Jenny Sparks, She-Hulk, Catwoman, and any body else. I am in counciling and I am consulting my minister.

Also I want to aplogize to President Bush for airing that tape of him and Condolezza but he should have gave me the trillion

Fin

Dr. Augustus Q. Fro

Update

2005-07-23T18:25:00.000-07:00

this is a short update for those of you who have been following Dr. Agustus Fro

As of this week neither the National Association for the Advancement of Colored SuperHumans (NAACSh) nor the Sentinels of Freedom reached an agreement in regards to African-Americans (either in trying to recruit more Colred People of Power or in fighting Villains of color). Additionally, the Sentinels have brought in Wally Mitchell aka Blackface as a reserve member. The Villain Union aquiesed after having ther asses handed to them by both Sam "Snap" Wilson and the new head of SHEILD Samuel L Jackson.

Dr. Fro is currently in talks with director Spike Lee on directing the life of the first black supervillain Benjamin "Black Cesar" Murphy.

Also the MadBlacksupervillain site at this time would like denounce the release of a sex tape that allegedly features Dr. Fro in a sex scene with Starfire, She-Hulk, and Mystique and to deny the exitence of an audio alledgedly featuring Susan Syorm-Richards having oral sex with him. As we said before they were college aquaitences.

Thank You

HenchMen #4; PR Dept.

Confessions

2005-07-07T20:43:00.000-07:00

This is my confession....
I use to be in a relationship ... with a hero. it wasn't too serious but it ended badly. When we broke up she had me brought in by SWORD So on the anniversery of my first arrest here is to Jamilla Martice Prentice aka Photon 4665 North Holloway Memphis, TN 38112.

In other News; My court case was overturned due to the dissappearence of Frostein(it ain't my fault)

Finally, the combined Black superhuman community are leaving the picketline and declaring war on the rest of super humanity.

WORLD TAKE HOVA

2005-07-01T19:15:00.000-07:00

Greetings!!

Once again I Dr. Augustus Q. Fro the QuantumFro return. I apologize for my absense but things between the hero/villain comunities have heated up and additionaly I have been in court over the legality of my using the Quantum moniker as Jackson v. Frostein (I can't tell you how tedious this has all been especially given the fact that Frostein claimed he was black from te west side ofChicago when he was a middle aged Jewish man from the Catskills) anyway when I took up the name it was public domain. Anyway the African-American villain community along with its hero counterpart is protesting over the recent omission of the Earth Sentry into the League. we are also protesting that the Secret Society is trying to disband the Black Villain Caucus. I continue to marvel at the fact that minorities can't break the glass ceiling in regards to villainy and heroics.

Until later

The QuantumFro (for now)

I Think I'm Turning Japanese (I Really Think SO)

2005-06-07T21:11:00.000-07:00

Greetings,

I've just come back from Japan where I was involved with the Duneden society (an old supervillain society) for the purpose of villain unity. Anyway I decided to join No-Name (an obnoxious propably demented Japanese villain) in a bid to show good faith. We fought Mecha Zwei Team 8; amulticolored group of kids with colored hair and big assed eyes. You know what I will never take my black ass back to Japan if I got to deal with that type of shit!! You wanna Know what happen? First No-Name, who is a black blob with a white mask, stayed gigling and makin the oddest damn noises. And honestly he kept looking at me funny. Secondly MZT8 was the most ineffectual and unproffesional bunch of shites I've ever seen. All the members looked liked they were 15 and I swear those girls boobs were fake unless they been on similac. They telegraphed every move shouting Mega Hand Blast!! or some other type of mess. You know there were moments when I honestly wanted to blow them both away. but I let the battle go on I even let them get up in the air with their robot formation before I started picking them off one by one. I try to kepp this professional but Ihave never enjoyed ripping into mahinery and human anatomy as I did that day. Mind you I did turn off my dubber so I could hear them suffer in the original Japanese.

Oh but there was some good parts; I got to have premier armorer Hatori Hanzo rework my armor adding in the new technology.

In Other News

The new Batman movie is soon coming out; so the Free Arkham society will be having a sit in

Apache Chief was recently arrested for drunken diorderly conduct in Seatle. Supposedly his wife left him so he drowned his sorrow in homemade brew grew a few feet and tried to walk home; damge has been estimated at about 19 million.

Additionally, Dr. Augustus Q. Fro is currently in civil court being sued over the mooniker Quantum Fro; more details later

War IS OVER

2005-06-01T21:38:00.000-07:00

At last the alien menace has left and we here at the MBC have new toys. While I was amongst the forces of earth defending this planet i had a chance to set up business so I could get on with my life. I now have a copy of the UNIT's criminal database (I erased my file and will do so for anyone for the right price). I kicked Big Man while he was down. I almost had to fight the Druid and I stole the schematics to the Ultimate Death Ray (a Death Star knockoff). So now I am taking a little time off. Gone to do some laundry the yard. So until next time Peace.

Alien World War

2005-05-18T20:15:00.000-07:00

Dear Readers,

We write this as a lull in fighting occurs; As we speak this world is at war with a confederation of alien races. The Da'o and Forkun have destroyed the Champions sattelite and the UNIT's defense shield. the Quantum Fro has join forces with the Earth's greatest minds to defeat this menace.

Thank you for your support

Justin

2005-05-03T20:23:00.000-07:00

Dear Readers,

For those of you that caught it on VH1; a dark secret was revealed. One of the reasons that I entered the super game was what happend to my brother Kenny. Kenny was my younger brother, a talented dancer, singer, and actor (A TRIPLE THREAT). His big break was going to come from being on the newly relaunched Mickey Mouse Club. Kenny would've clinched the final audition if it wasn't for that skinny ass pixie Justin Timberlake. Justin, that Milington born but claims to be from Memphis, Carmen Diaz dating, kneecapper. Just minutes left to his audition, Justin entered in and interupted Kenny's routine losing his concentration, and hurting his knee. Because of this event, my brother became a Mr. Romance reject and he sometimes dances at the Leaky,Leaky. Damn You JUSTIN, DAMN YOU!!!

In other news

Dr. Phil will confront the incestuous relationship of the Wonder Twins (As seen on the Surreal Life)

Black Vulcan has given his first interview since reentering Superheroing to Tavis Smiley; Vulcan, a former SuperFriend discusses the alleged affair with Zana the wonder twin and his fiver year relationship with WonderWoman.

Teen Force the short lived Galaxy Police knock off, have been discovered in mountains of Montana (more news later)

Excerpts from Behind the Mask

2005-04-27T20:16:00.000-07:00

To all loyal subjects,

The Quantum Fro will be appearing on Behind the Mask on VH1 this saturday. In it the terrible truth behind Fro's villainy's is revealed.

In other news:

To the UN; We have taken over your nation's weapons systems. Pay the QFro 12.9 billion by 5 tommorow or we will sell em to the aliens.

The legendary fifties superhero Bebop aka Les Holt has died at the age of 75

the surreal life will have have its first superhero edition; along with former child star Alfonso Robero, Eve Plum, and the first Joe Schmo they'll also have the Wonder Twins, Aquaman, and Dynamutt.

On monday, the illegitimate child of Superman and Wonder Woman, will be on Ophrah

Heroes

2005-04-20T16:11:00.000-07:00

Loayal readers,

Greetings, Dr. Augustus Q. Fro aka The Quantum Fro will be featured along with the Spineless and Georgie Porgie on the reality show Heroes. The doctor is on for the last few minutes in Chicago turning the Sears tower into a white whole. While he's captured he will not face charges due to a previous agreement with authorities (event part of his community service in the Get straight program).

In the next few days MBS will be stating the objective for Dr Fro's world take over.

In other news:

Edison City: the Tin Man was found today rusted from a wild night of paryting befor his noonday nuptuals to the former AlloyGirl Molly Wills. It is said he was found with a toaster and possibly a vacum cleaner. The Tin, an android who went by the alias Ian Steel was a longtime member of the Society.

New York: The UN will be discussing the future of the Global Guard's status in the face of reports that member heroes have abuse of power in the Congo.

Finally, the internet is abuzzed with a video sex tape featuring Strech Armstrong and the Japanese super-girl team MechaShinzu5. Armstrong is described as stretching and bending into various positions while the girls switched between their armored and non-armored forms. While MS5 say they are of legal age it is believed they are betweeen 15-17 years of age. This is the second tape for armstrong he was also in another tape with Power woman.

Buck Flogging

2005-04-18T18:40:00.000-07:00

Future Subjects,

As I was about to post last week, an upresidented event happpend; the computer wouldn't let me post. Bastards!!! thanks to this lovely machine I almost killed H#3 (luckily I only punctured a lung). It was an absolutly beautiful piece of material. I detailed the last days of Villainfest'05; te comraderie, the debates, the hilarity. I also relayed the horror when my civil liberties were violated by the Defenders of Justice and the US government. Finally, our collective effort to break free. It has been weeks and my lawyer is currently handling my suit against DOJ, Inc. for entrapment and damages to my exo-suit and power-fro. So here it is I am make home, spent the week working on my lawn and redoing the secret lab. I had to redo H#3's lung. Took my kid to a play date and relaxed. But enogh about me. I wanted to answer some of your questions.

1. What does B.I.T.C.H. stand for?
- BITCH stands for Business for Instigating Total Chaos in the Hemispheres

2. How did you get your start?
- like many I came up through the ranks; started small (burnning of butterfly wings), college (majoring in Superscience and English MIT) , and interning in L'Mortir (supervillainy's RAND corps).

3. What is your power?
- Well I'm a supergenius (IQ 2890) so most of it is invented. I have a thought based exo-suit in addition to various dimensional-based inventions (all techniques and materials pattented).

4. Who is your main nemesis?
- My main opponent is former Molecular Lad MicroMan. He is the champion of Hub city ie (sometimes billed as Memphis,Tn).

PS

I liked to take time out to encourage everyone reding to check out Marcus Seaberry's A View from the Middle http://mseaview.blogspot.com as well as the NewNegro Forum http://newnegro.blogspot.com

More from Villainfest

2005-04-07T21:19:00.000-07:00

Greetings

Still here at the conference. Today there was a small scuffle between the Phantom limb (II) and the Taxman; apparently one of Taxman's auditors stole Limby's feet. Stopped by the Henchmen training booth and met up with an old collegue (Dr. Mortir). Me and the wife spent the night at the hotel restaurant for a little dancing. Heard rumors some low level vigilanties were here but i haven't seen them. Preparing for another panel on villain teamups and how to improve them. I must say this has been a wonderful experience. till later

Greetings

2005-04-05T19:16:00.000-07:00

Hiyo from Villainfest 05 in sunny Miami. Having a great time. All the cats are; Dr. Demento, le Fromage, SuperFreak, and the organization known as B.I.T.C.H. Went to the supervillain leadership workshop and it gave me new ideas on how to deal with underperforming henchmen. Also bought some lovely toy; psionic bombs, man-eating twinkies, etc. I also had the priviledge of participating with Dr. Doom, Lex Luthor, and Dick Cheney on the future of world domination in the digital age. So till next time......

World Take Over {Not just a notion}

PS As you've seen on the view from the middle blog; I and Mister Seaberry have ceased are verbal duel and will work for the preservation of artifacts and memorbillia from the 1980's and also collaborate on a book illustrating the proper techniques in Sith pimping and intergalatic thuggery. Please join the crusade

Dr. Q Fro

Super Villain Expo

2005-03-31T19:00:00.000-08:00

The Doctor will be out for the annual supervillain expo and science fair. and for mr Marc'foot up his ass' Seaberry the Doctor will see you now (Open wide peon)

Blog Wars: Battle of the Blog

2005-03-29T20:29:00.000-08:00

Greetings,

Sorry for the delay I had to desi-fire my Henchman#2. So again the position is open. As many have probably read this site is at war with Marcus Seaberry [View from the Middle]. He recently has acquise me of sleeping with a nite-light. First, I only slept with a night-lite for 17 years and secondly Seaberry sleeps with a glo worm and wears booties. [I have pictures]

Roll Call

2005-03-24T18:57:00.000-08:00

On March 24, I was unceremoniously called out by one Marcus Seaberry for whatt he calls a blog battle. From what I can observe; this Seaberry is an out and out geek with pop culturalist leanings. He is uncultured and refuses to acknowledge the superiority of the Black bougie lifestyle. He also refusses to see that the 80's revival is over. and to further raise my ire, he adresses my subordinate Henchman #2 instead of me Dr. Augustus Q. Fro. so this is to warn my dear Mr. Seaberry, don't %$#@ with a Sith pimp master SON!

*Disclaimer*
The following was done for entertainment purposes. Like most rap beefs this is for that paper. Dr. Fro and MBS Inc are not rersponsible for your preception. No animals were harmed during the writing of this blog.

Good Help

2005-03-23T18:22:00.000-08:00

New Job Posting:

Job- Henchman # 2
Qualities- Timely, servile, culinary skills
Salary: None you jus get to live and walk upright with both legs.

Sorry for the delay; secret compound computer malfunctioned

From the Director's Desk

2005-03-10T20:10:00.000-08:00

To all future subjects,

It is I your beloved ruler the Mad Black Supervillain, aka Dr. Augustus Q. Fro. This to notify you ,the blessed people of Earth, that I have arrived. In the course of my stay I hope to form a close working bond with you, to dictate my agenda of world domination, and to recieve feedback from you on how you would like to be controlled. So fear not! Hope is on the way.

Dr. Fro, DaKaiser, CEO MBS, Inc.