These Are the People in my Neighborhood, Oh in My....

Salutations,

I want to thank all of you for youe e-mails and I thank you deeply. I must take this aside to note that my previous home Earth D (technical term Multiverse 6578R), is 75% intact (give or take a pole, maybe a hemisphere). The majority of the major heroes were wipped out (except for the second-stringers them bastards CANNOT BE KILLED!!!) Anyway the decision to move to E8 was simple; it was of equal mass and density with the right string frequency to allow a quick move. Also we had a switcher (copy to switch with). My copy same name Frost and was a hero (my wife's was a part of a rescue organization and had powers). So we kind of force switched them to our old 'verse; suprised to say that actually saved them. Anyway this world has a collection of heroes (and in fair distribution across geography and population). I live in fair Hub City aka Memphis, TN. It was once the home to the Question, but he went to DC; it is now the home to the Black Lantern (a semi-mystic green lantern type joined up with a god). Place is filled with corrupt politcians, scum, and the like. It also has a record number of Pyramids, obalesks, and egytian architecture (this stems from an atempted takeover from the god Set). The amount of dust kicked up during that fight allowed me to find a nice sized space for a lab (pics later). Also the quality of badguy helpers is superb; must take time to commend my subordinates they are both thoroughly competent and are joy to work with. My wife maintains her base at her studio (no need to repeat mistakes; married villains can't share secret bases they can't). As always We Just Got To Tahe Over!

Hello, While looking through the books I found an old pic of me so hear you go the 70's QuantumFro 

On The Ground Running

New Earth

New Heroes

Same old Fro


It's been an interesting few weeks here on Earth8. The kids are having a hard time with the move; they give me dirty ass looks everytime I walk past their rooms. I mean I know moommy and daddy blew away every friend they ever knew, but the same boggers are here on this earth and if they absolutly must, there is a half of the old planet left (which I must applaud the genius of that earth's scientists because what I did to the remaining heroes; well...I did what only a proper villain can.)

My wife and I are settling down as well. We still go to marriage counselor; we're working on our trust issues. She has opened up a new art gallery in the downtown area and I just started work with this earth's super-secret black program as a consultant. The town's nice, unlike last time the capes don't all hang around the biggest city so we have a small hurdle. I'm helping out with my wife getting back in the game. So I am working on her new uniform. Work has also started on my new agenda for world domination.

More later.

Fro, Where You Been?

May
June
July, What have I, where have I been? Setting things in motion. Putting my life in order. For the world is about to end. What? the world to end? Armageddon? Jesus the reunion tour? Yes it is the end of the world, mine not yours. I have regrets but none I will save with you. I wish I had kept my damn mouth shut about every chick I slept with. I regret tagging the Batmobile and that time me Lex Luthor, Magneto, and Bizarro tag teamed lois lane in the Fortress of Solitude that was petty. So in my need for repentence, I have decided to blow this bitch SKY HIGH!

So I've been busy moving stuff, finding new schools for the kids. The wife and I still haven't finalized our new covers. (And before you bitch about the ethicality of all this now animals were severely harmed during the destruction of the earth and I have moved all family and friends to said new earth) But shhh, don't tell anybody I want it to be a surprise.

The Inevitable return of a Brooke Ass Supervillain

To my dear former future subservanti,

All has not been well; my wife has taken everything from me; my lair, my minions, my first five secret accounts. And most of all she took away her precious pojang (I admit it I love my wife). But I'm not whipt. So I've been forced to do things that are Beneath me; using crude artifacts to subdue my enemies, having to personally involve myself in crimes, and worst steal a super advanced aliean/human labtop fro the Kid Genius and he is only 8. GOD! why have I been so cheapenend, so bruised, so abandoned. I even tried to take over Canada but my heart wasn't in it so I left. Until Later

Dr. Augustus Q Fro

I'm still Here Dammit!

I'm still here; still MAD, still Black, and still a SUPERVILLAIN

at least till my wife's lawyer's get me

Happy New Year Bitches (including you to Seaberry!!)

From The Desk

Greetings

Many of you maybe wondering about when I was going to tell you about how my portrayal of Commander Valiant has been going and to answer it is going spendidly. I believe I'm relaxing his character a bit; he now has an additction to npr, ho ho's, and routinely cheats on his Boy commando (didn't know that didi you). I had him start a fight with Captain America (which while he is both 85 and retired) he still has the strength and muscle power when he first started so it wasn't fun. Don't worry I had a quick body switch with the good Commander. I also had him get caught sleeping with little May Parker aka Spider-Girl (you never want to see old Peter get crunk never) There is also those little bugs he left in the Avengers' computer sytem. I should explain how I took over but it is too complicated for your infantile minds (much like a certain Fed County reject). I also want to take this time to anouce my seperation from my wife Indira aka Shiva I still love her and respect her but she feels that my affair (which I must state happen years before I met Indi) is too much. You know even super-villains need love; even we need someone to cuddle us and tell that we will one day rule the world or at least Scandinavia.

I want all of you to know that I will discuss why I had a missing period and why Dr. Victor vonDoom is both a little sniveling bitch with no redeeming values, a cross dresser, but he is also an incompetent scientist.

I recieved a number of letters from perspective villains asking what are the characteristics for a proper super-villain; so I wikkied the query and here are some facts from wikipedia

• A desire to commit spectacular crimes and/or rule the world through whatever means necessary
• A generally irritable and spiteful disposition
• A sadistic nature and tendency to revel in their sociopathic behavior
• A brilliant scientific mind that he or she chooses to use for evil (see also mad scientist and evil genius).
• A tendency to speak in proper English with an extremely controlled, formal manner to demonstrate their intellect and superiority (a trait parodied by Family Guy's Stewie).
• Superhuman abilities or some special skill, similar to those of superheroes
• An enemy or group of enemies that he or she repeatedly fights
• A desire for revenge against said enemies. The method of their revenge often goes beyond simply killing them to making them suffer before death such as using deathtraps. This tendency to prolong their enemies' deaths is often an instrumental part of why the supervillain fails to kill their foes.
• A dark and threatening-looking headquarters or lair, the location of which is usually kept secret from police, superheroes and the general public. However, some supervillains, who feel secure from prosecution for their crimes live and work in palatial buildings. Examples include Doctor Doom's castles in his country of Latveria and Lex Luthor's LexCorp office buildings.
• A theme by which he or she plots his crimes. For example, Two-Face plots his crimes around the concept of duality and Mysterio plots his around movie special effects.
• Although super villain “team-ups” occasionally occur and some supervillain teams exist (such as the Legion of Doom and Sinister Six), most supervillains do not collaborate with one another but employ a team of simple-minded and expendable henchmen to assist them.
• A strong commitment to their criminal profession to the point where they will quickly resume their activities in their favourite area immediately after escaping prison or recovering from serious injury.
• A back story or origin story that explains how the character transformed from an ordinary person into a supervillain. The story usually involves some great tragedy that marked the change. In the case of many supervillains, including Dr. Doom, Magneto and, in some incarnations including the television series Smallville, Lex Luthor, this story involves a one-time friendship with their future foe.
• A general contempt for ordinary civilians, lackeys, and basically anyone who gets in their way.

source (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supervillain)


BlogWar 2.0 (this is done for entertainment purposes only; Marcus Seaberry is a friend and his site View From the Middle is a great site check it out at http://mseaview.blogspot.com/ )

Some fact on Marcus Seaberry:
1 is a closet fan of Cat Stevens
2. has a fetish for women who sing like Minnie Ripperton
3. sometimes wears Hello Kitty bodyspray for women
4. due to a breakdancing accident, has a permanent George Jefferson B4 grade limp

* Comming this summer Junior Dictators a group that teaches children responcibility and civility

A Very Special Mad Black Super Villain Episode

Dear Sirs and Madame,

I've been hearing a lot from the public on my exploits and I have cherished the feedback but some of you have been complaining about the timliness of my entries and dare I say there quality! Now I am not above criticism, far from I'm an approacable villain (now try this with someone like that pussy Doom and he will give you the whole how dare you line aand try to dissenticrate you). However, I must put an end to this for I have been to generous with my time and my plans. Let me begin with that I mean this as no insult but I am a SUPER VILLAIN, note the last word it's important for this means I do not follow the proper rules of society. I create elaborate plans to increase my coffers and control the world. I am not a nice man, I wear and create elaborate armour and devices to meet this purpose. I fight and torture super heroes for pleasure and profit; I turn out your children to do my bidding. I don't give a hot damn if you think my speelling is atrocious or that I don't post enough; I am a busy man; I mean damn how easy do you think it is to maintain a cover and keep my family life together, it ain't easy. And this whole villainy business requires hard work, training, deep planning, and a commitment to evil. Now I am tired of you bitches moaning; I thought we had made a truce; that we let shit slide but no you got to come round and make bullshit comment about my site; now sit thee the fuck down and shut thee the fuck up.

This means you Mr. Seaberry, you and that little decrepded dog too; the Blog war is back ON!!!

A message from Cmdr Valiant

Salutations!

This is Commander Valiant of the Justice Batallion sending you an e-mail regarding the dasderdly QuantumFro. a few weeks ago he and his fellow miscreants were arrested when they were meeting at Vincinzi's Pizzaria (at the time they claimed they were there for one of the children's birthday party) However it wasn't long before they showed their true colors especialy the good doctor. So to make a long story short. Fro will be serving time at the Lockdown center for the forseeable future and as you've seen we will be liquidating some of his mechandise as well I Cmndr Valiant will take over the duties of writing this site So.....

What Is THAt! Fro you wouldn't NO!!!!



Sorry about that, this is Dr. Augustus Fro once again coming to you. as you probaly just read Commander Valiant and his fellow Battallioniers thought they had me in a maximum security facility but I just blind teleported myself back. As the good commander said we will be having a sale in which you too can enjoy the thrills and experience of supervillainy. this sale also includes computers deathrays and henchmen uniforms (in bulk only) Also since I have him here Valiant will be totured and I will take over his duties. So until next time

Augustus Q. Fro, PhD

Reserve yours today!! 

Everything must GO!!! 

The MBS Incorporated surplus sale begins monday. Amongst the items on sale are WP AI tank; the backpack killer drone; and an SRS-04 battle wing suit.  

off script

To any readers; this is to apologize for un-updated info put due to the events of the last week I'm postponing further post at least until friday or monday

Peace

PS: I am still active on my othe blog the New Negro Forum

Prelude: In Jail

I'm in jail can't talk stuck in jail with the Joker (and he is going thru the DT's)

later

Da Fro

hwnchman#2 on a coffee reak 

Why Bother

You know you spend your time training, eating right, practicing your skills and come up the hard way only to find yourself having to compete with some no-name sumbitch that got in because of some insepid tv show. Last night I was in the midst of fighting The Red Cross in Switzerland (While secretly digitaly removing billions from some of that countries banks) when Susie Sunshine aka Cathy Grant winner BADMEn (a TV show granting powers to its contestants) busts in. Now I have been in similar situations especially in my younger days, but there is way things are done. Anyway to make a long story short I had to aend the Cross into pocket universe and beet Susie till I saw white meat. I need to rest.


PS To Reed Richards keep threating me and I will permanently bond you to Namor and that bitch Doom

Callin Out

WHo the fuck does this no good muthasucka think he dealing with. I am an educated man; Yes I am cold; manipulative; would throw your momma from a train, snatch your cookies out your mouth for kicks, yes i have built 450 death rays of verying shapes, sizes, colors, and degrees of destruction; I have held nations hostage; totured the shit out bastards; and left rental tapes and civilizations unwound. So how the Hell Am I supposed to feel when a book comes out with the title of the 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America (and Al Franken is #37) and my name and likeness is missing how am I not supposed to be PISSED!!! I, who leveld th UN building in New York twice, who turned the population of Austin, TX into psychic bombs, who let loose the inmates at Arkham asylum loose and on strong psychotropic drugs I might add. HOW IN THE GREEN HELL am I not in this little MFs book. And you know who the Hell is? Al muthafuckin Fraken he calling out little people who only crime is not butt licking George Bush, being a liberal, and voting democratic. But what the hell about me I am a motherfucking Evil GENIUS. SO this is for you Bernard Goldberg; you get to bne put on my short list along with all the other small peons that try to disrespct me. Oh shit I am just tired I have to go and toture something.

PS I haven't forgotten about you Justin oer you Horrace Mulgillicuty

Confessions part 2

Greetings and salutations;

Let me first say that I am trully sorry to my wife and children for the hurt that I've caused over my affair with Mrs Susan Richards, my night with Batgirl, Oracle, Black Canary, Donna Troy, Starfire, the entire female members of the X-men, Ms Marvel, that drunken night with the Engineer and Jenny Sparks, She-Hulk, Catwoman, and any body else. I am in counciling and I am consulting my minister.

Also I want to aplogize to President Bush for airing that tape of him and Condolezza but he should have gave me the trillion

Fin

Dr. Augustus Q. Fro

Update

this is a short update for those of you who have been following Dr. Agustus Fro

As of this week neither the National Association for the Advancement of Colored SuperHumans (NAACSh) nor the Sentinels of Freedom reached an agreement in regards to African-Americans (either in trying to recruit more Colred People of Power or in fighting Villains of color). Additionally, the Sentinels have brought in Wally Mitchell aka Blackface as a reserve member. The Villain Union aquiesed after having ther asses handed to them by both Sam "Snap" Wilson and the new head of SHEILD Samuel L Jackson.


Dr. Fro is currently in talks with director Spike Lee on directing the life of the first black supervillain Benjamin "Black Cesar" Murphy.

Also the MadBlacksupervillain site at this time would like denounce the release of a sex tape that allegedly features Dr. Fro in a sex scene with Starfire, She-Hulk, and Mystique and to deny the exitence of an audio alledgedly featuring Susan Syorm-Richards having oral sex with him. As we said before they were college aquaitences.


Thank You

HenchMen #4; PR Dept.

Confessions

This is my confession....
I use to be in a relationship ... with a hero. it wasn't too serious but it ended badly. When we broke up she had me brought in by SWORD So on the anniversery of my first arrest here is to Jamilla Martice Prentice aka Photon 4665 North Holloway Memphis, TN 38112.

In other News; My court case was overturned due to the dissappearence of Frostein(it ain't my fault)

Finally, the combined Black superhuman community are leaving the picketline and declaring war on the rest of super humanity.