Dear Readers,
For those of you that caught it on VH1; a dark secret was revealed. One of the reasons that I entered the super game was what happend to my brother Kenny. Kenny was my younger brother, a talented dancer, singer, and actor (A TRIPLE THREAT). His big break was going to come from being on the newly relaunched Mickey Mouse Club. Kenny would've clinched the final audition if it wasn't for that skinny ass pixie Justin Timberlake. Justin, that Milington born but claims to be from Memphis, Carmen Diaz dating, kneecapper. Just minutes left to his audition, Justin entered in and interupted Kenny's routine losing his concentration, and hurting his knee. Because of this event, my brother became a Mr. Romance reject and he sometimes dances at the Leaky,Leaky. Damn You JUSTIN, DAMN YOU!!!
In other news
Dr. Phil will confront the incestuous relationship of the Wonder Twins (As seen on the Surreal Life)
Black Vulcan has given his first interview since reentering Superheroing to Tavis Smiley; Vulcan, a former SuperFriend discusses the alleged affair with Zana the wonder twin and his fiver year relationship with WonderWoman.
Teen Force the short lived Galaxy Police knock off, have been discovered in mountains of Montana (more news later)
1 comment:
Leave Justin alone! Memphis is in the standard metropolitan area..geez! Yo, e-mail me that Black Vulcan footage.
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