To all loyal subjects,
The Quantum Fro will be appearing on Behind the Mask on VH1 this saturday. In it the terrible truth behind Fro's villainy's is revealed.
In other news:
To the UN; We have taken over your nation's weapons systems. Pay the QFro 12.9 billion by 5 tommorow or we will sell em to the aliens.
The legendary fifties superhero Bebop aka Les Holt has died at the age of 75
the surreal life will have have its first superhero edition; along with former child star Alfonso Robero, Eve Plum, and the first Joe Schmo they'll also have the Wonder Twins, Aquaman, and Dynamutt.
On monday, the illegitimate child of Superman and Wonder Woman, will be on Ophrah
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Heroes
Loayal readers,
Greetings, Dr. Augustus Q. Fro aka The Quantum Fro will be featured along with the Spineless and Georgie Porgie on the reality show Heroes. The doctor is on for the last few minutes in Chicago turning the Sears tower into a white whole. While he's captured he will not face charges due to a previous agreement with authorities (event part of his community service in the Get straight program).
In the next few days MBS will be stating the objective for Dr Fro's world take over.
In other news:
Edison City: the Tin Man was found today rusted from a wild night of paryting befor his noonday nuptuals to the former AlloyGirl Molly Wills. It is said he was found with a toaster and possibly a vacum cleaner. The Tin, an android who went by the alias Ian Steel was a longtime member of the Society.
New York: The UN will be discussing the future of the Global Guard's status in the face of reports that member heroes have abuse of power in the Congo.
Finally, the internet is abuzzed with a video sex tape featuring Strech Armstrong and the Japanese super-girl team MechaShinzu5. Armstrong is described as stretching and bending into various positions while the girls switched between their armored and non-armored forms. While MS5 say they are of legal age it is believed they are betweeen 15-17 years of age. This is the second tape for armstrong he was also in another tape with Power woman.
Greetings, Dr. Augustus Q. Fro aka The Quantum Fro will be featured along with the Spineless and Georgie Porgie on the reality show Heroes. The doctor is on for the last few minutes in Chicago turning the Sears tower into a white whole. While he's captured he will not face charges due to a previous agreement with authorities (event part of his community service in the Get straight program).
In the next few days MBS will be stating the objective for Dr Fro's world take over.
In other news:
Edison City: the Tin Man was found today rusted from a wild night of paryting befor his noonday nuptuals to the former AlloyGirl Molly Wills. It is said he was found with a toaster and possibly a vacum cleaner. The Tin, an android who went by the alias Ian Steel was a longtime member of the Society.
New York: The UN will be discussing the future of the Global Guard's status in the face of reports that member heroes have abuse of power in the Congo.
Finally, the internet is abuzzed with a video sex tape featuring Strech Armstrong and the Japanese super-girl team MechaShinzu5. Armstrong is described as stretching and bending into various positions while the girls switched between their armored and non-armored forms. While MS5 say they are of legal age it is believed they are betweeen 15-17 years of age. This is the second tape for armstrong he was also in another tape with Power woman.
Monday, April 18, 2005
Buck Flogging
Future Subjects,
As I was about to post last week, an upresidented event happpend; the computer wouldn't let me post. Bastards!!! thanks to this lovely machine I almost killed H#3 (luckily I only punctured a lung). It was an absolutly beautiful piece of material. I detailed the last days of Villainfest'05; te comraderie, the debates, the hilarity. I also relayed the horror when my civil liberties were violated by the Defenders of Justice and the US government. Finally, our collective effort to break free. It has been weeks and my lawyer is currently handling my suit against DOJ, Inc. for entrapment and damages to my exo-suit and power-fro. So here it is I am make home, spent the week working on my lawn and redoing the secret lab. I had to redo H#3's lung. Took my kid to a play date and relaxed. But enogh about me. I wanted to answer some of your questions.
1. What does B.I.T.C.H. stand for?
- BITCH stands for Business for Instigating Total Chaos in the Hemispheres
2. How did you get your start?
- like many I came up through the ranks; started small (burnning of butterfly wings), college (majoring in Superscience and English MIT) , and interning in L'Mortir (supervillainy's RAND corps).
3. What is your power?
- Well I'm a supergenius (IQ 2890) so most of it is invented. I have a thought based exo-suit in addition to various dimensional-based inventions (all techniques and materials pattented).
4. Who is your main nemesis?
- My main opponent is former Molecular Lad MicroMan. He is the champion of Hub city ie (sometimes billed as Memphis,Tn).
PS
I liked to take time out to encourage everyone reding to check out Marcus Seaberry's A View from the Middle http://mseaview.blogspot.com as well as the NewNegro Forum http://newnegro.blogspot.com
As I was about to post last week, an upresidented event happpend; the computer wouldn't let me post. Bastards!!! thanks to this lovely machine I almost killed H#3 (luckily I only punctured a lung). It was an absolutly beautiful piece of material. I detailed the last days of Villainfest'05; te comraderie, the debates, the hilarity. I also relayed the horror when my civil liberties were violated by the Defenders of Justice and the US government. Finally, our collective effort to break free. It has been weeks and my lawyer is currently handling my suit against DOJ, Inc. for entrapment and damages to my exo-suit and power-fro. So here it is I am make home, spent the week working on my lawn and redoing the secret lab. I had to redo H#3's lung. Took my kid to a play date and relaxed. But enogh about me. I wanted to answer some of your questions.
1. What does B.I.T.C.H. stand for?
- BITCH stands for Business for Instigating Total Chaos in the Hemispheres
2. How did you get your start?
- like many I came up through the ranks; started small (burnning of butterfly wings), college (majoring in Superscience and English MIT) , and interning in L'Mortir (supervillainy's RAND corps).
3. What is your power?
- Well I'm a supergenius (IQ 2890) so most of it is invented. I have a thought based exo-suit in addition to various dimensional-based inventions (all techniques and materials pattented).
4. Who is your main nemesis?
- My main opponent is former Molecular Lad MicroMan. He is the champion of Hub city ie (sometimes billed as Memphis,Tn).
PS
I liked to take time out to encourage everyone reding to check out Marcus Seaberry's A View from the Middle http://mseaview.blogspot.com as well as the NewNegro Forum http://newnegro.blogspot.com
Thursday, April 07, 2005
More from Villainfest
Greetings
Still here at the conference. Today there was a small scuffle between the Phantom limb (II) and the Taxman; apparently one of Taxman's auditors stole Limby's feet. Stopped by the Henchmen training booth and met up with an old collegue (Dr. Mortir). Me and the wife spent the night at the hotel restaurant for a little dancing. Heard rumors some low level vigilanties were here but i haven't seen them. Preparing for another panel on villain teamups and how to improve them. I must say this has been a wonderful experience. till later
Still here at the conference. Today there was a small scuffle between the Phantom limb (II) and the Taxman; apparently one of Taxman's auditors stole Limby's feet. Stopped by the Henchmen training booth and met up with an old collegue (Dr. Mortir). Me and the wife spent the night at the hotel restaurant for a little dancing. Heard rumors some low level vigilanties were here but i haven't seen them. Preparing for another panel on villain teamups and how to improve them. I must say this has been a wonderful experience. till later
Tuesday, April 05, 2005
Greetings
Hiyo from Villainfest 05 in sunny Miami. Having a great time. All the cats are; Dr. Demento, le Fromage, SuperFreak, and the organization known as B.I.T.C.H. Went to the supervillain leadership workshop and it gave me new ideas on how to deal with underperforming henchmen. Also bought some lovely toy; psionic bombs, man-eating twinkies, etc. I also had the priviledge of participating with Dr. Doom, Lex Luthor, and Dick Cheney on the future of world domination in the digital age. So till next time......
World Take Over {Not just a notion}
PS As you've seen on the view from the middle blog; I and Mister Seaberry have ceased are verbal duel and will work for the preservation of artifacts and memorbillia from the 1980's and also collaborate on a book illustrating the proper techniques in Sith pimping and intergalatic thuggery. Please join the crusade
Dr. Q Fro
World Take Over {Not just a notion}
PS As you've seen on the view from the middle blog; I and Mister Seaberry have ceased are verbal duel and will work for the preservation of artifacts and memorbillia from the 1980's and also collaborate on a book illustrating the proper techniques in Sith pimping and intergalatic thuggery. Please join the crusade
Dr. Q Fro
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