Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Heroes

Loayal readers,

Greetings, Dr. Augustus Q. Fro aka The Quantum Fro will be featured along with the Spineless and Georgie Porgie on the reality show Heroes. The doctor is on for the last few minutes in Chicago turning the Sears tower into a white whole. While he's captured he will not face charges due to a previous agreement with authorities (event part of his community service in the Get straight program).


In the next few days MBS will be stating the objective for Dr Fro's world take over.


In other news:

Edison City: the Tin Man was found today rusted from a wild night of paryting befor his noonday nuptuals to the former AlloyGirl Molly Wills. It is said he was found with a toaster and possibly a vacum cleaner. The Tin, an android who went by the alias Ian Steel was a longtime member of the Society.

New York: The UN will be discussing the future of the Global Guard's status in the face of reports that member heroes have abuse of power in the Congo.

Finally, the internet is abuzzed with a video sex tape featuring Strech Armstrong and the Japanese super-girl team MechaShinzu5. Armstrong is described as stretching and bending into various positions while the girls switched between their armored and non-armored forms. While MS5 say they are of legal age it is believed they are betweeen 15-17 years of age. This is the second tape for armstrong he was also in another tape with Power woman.

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