Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Why Bother

You know you spend your time training, eating right, practicing your skills and come up the hard way only to find yourself having to compete with some no-name sumbitch that got in because of some insepid tv show. Last night I was in the midst of fighting The Red Cross in Switzerland (While secretly digitaly removing billions from some of that countries banks) when Susie Sunshine aka Cathy Grant winner BADMEn (a TV show granting powers to its contestants) busts in. Now I have been in similar situations especially in my younger days, but there is way things are done. Anyway to make a long story short I had to aend the Cross into pocket universe and beet Susie till I saw white meat. I need to rest.


PS To Reed Richards keep threating me and I will permanently bond you to Namor and that bitch Doom

Saturday, July 23, 2005

Callin Out

WHo the fuck does this no good muthasucka think he dealing with. I am an educated man; Yes I am cold; manipulative; would throw your momma from a train, snatch your cookies out your mouth for kicks, yes i have built 450 death rays of verying shapes, sizes, colors, and degrees of destruction; I have held nations hostage; totured the shit out bastards; and left rental tapes and civilizations unwound. So how the Hell Am I supposed to feel when a book comes out with the title of the 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America (and Al Franken is #37) and my name and likeness is missing how am I not supposed to be PISSED!!! I, who leveld th UN building in New York twice, who turned the population of Austin, TX into psychic bombs, who let loose the inmates at Arkham asylum loose and on strong psychotropic drugs I might add. HOW IN THE GREEN HELL am I not in this little MFs book. And you know who the Hell is? Al muthafuckin Fraken he calling out little people who only crime is not butt licking George Bush, being a liberal, and voting democratic. But what the hell about me I am a motherfucking Evil GENIUS. SO this is for you Bernard Goldberg; you get to bne put on my short list along with all the other small peons that try to disrespct me. Oh shit I am just tired I have to go and toture something.

PS I haven't forgotten about you Justin oer you Horrace Mulgillicuty

Confessions part 2

Greetings and salutations;

Let me first say that I am trully sorry to my wife and children for the hurt that I've caused over my affair with Mrs Susan Richards, my night with Batgirl, Oracle, Black Canary, Donna Troy, Starfire, the entire female members of the X-men, Ms Marvel, that drunken night with the Engineer and Jenny Sparks, She-Hulk, Catwoman, and any body else. I am in counciling and I am consulting my minister.

Also I want to aplogize to President Bush for airing that tape of him and Condolezza but he should have gave me the trillion

Fin

Dr. Augustus Q. Fro

Update

this is a short update for those of you who have been following Dr. Agustus Fro

As of this week neither the National Association for the Advancement of Colored SuperHumans (NAACSh) nor the Sentinels of Freedom reached an agreement in regards to African-Americans (either in trying to recruit more Colred People of Power or in fighting Villains of color). Additionally, the Sentinels have brought in Wally Mitchell aka Blackface as a reserve member. The Villain Union aquiesed after having ther asses handed to them by both Sam "Snap" Wilson and the new head of SHEILD Samuel L Jackson.


Dr. Fro is currently in talks with director Spike Lee on directing the life of the first black supervillain Benjamin "Black Cesar" Murphy.

Also the MadBlacksupervillain site at this time would like denounce the release of a sex tape that allegedly features Dr. Fro in a sex scene with Starfire, She-Hulk, and Mystique and to deny the exitence of an audio alledgedly featuring Susan Syorm-Richards having oral sex with him. As we said before they were college aquaitences.


Thank You

HenchMen #4; PR Dept.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Confessions

This is my confession....
I use to be in a relationship ... with a hero. it wasn't too serious but it ended badly. When we broke up she had me brought in by SWORD So on the anniversery of my first arrest here is to Jamilla Martice Prentice aka Photon 4665 North Holloway Memphis, TN 38112.

In other News; My court case was overturned due to the dissappearence of Frostein(it ain't my fault)

Finally, the combined Black superhuman community are leaving the picketline and declaring war on the rest of super humanity.

Friday, July 01, 2005

WORLD TAKE HOVA

Greetings!!

Once again I Dr. Augustus Q. Fro the QuantumFro return. I apologize for my absense but things between the hero/villain comunities have heated up and additionaly I have been in court over the legality of my using the Quantum moniker as Jackson v. Frostein (I can't tell you how tedious this has all been especially given the fact that Frostein claimed he was black from te west side ofChicago when he was a middle aged Jewish man from the Catskills) anyway when I took up the name it was public domain. Anyway the African-American villain community along with its hero counterpart is protesting over the recent omission of the Earth Sentry into the League. we are also protesting that the Secret Society is trying to disband the Black Villain Caucus. I continue to marvel at the fact that minorities can't break the glass ceiling in regards to villainy and heroics.

Until later

The QuantumFro (for now)